Im watching he's just not that into you, eating way too much pizza, and feeling very single.
filled out health questionnaire for lower premiums a little bit too honestly. Literally got assigned a life coach.
It's all fun and games until the last slice of pizza gets bong water spilled on it.
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
I get drunk and say inappropriate things... you get drunk and sleep with inappropriate people. it's what we do.
Don't worry we did the "promise to get an abortion" handshake
I need input, can I pre-game my cat scan?
When did it seem like a good idea to do pull ups off the balcony? After beer 5 or shot 7?
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
He said he didnt want to choke me, I said im sorry thats a deal breaker.
My mom just drunk texted me complaining about her genitals smelling like Taco Bell. I really am her son
He claimed he was the best ass eater of the south. He was right.
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
Oh my god.. Saw a commercial for Captain Morgan. Made me gag a little bit.
It's starting to get sad how I have this 'new beginning' feeling after every negative pregnancy test
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