Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
I'm sorry..where i come from learning how to exploit a wealthy middle aged man is a right of passage
walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
My 40 year old neighbors are throwing a party for their eight year old niece's birthday. It's 1am and they're still partying hard. Harder than me. It's Saturday. Just say it, I'm a disgrace to the generation.
You kept telling me to "raw dog" your take home breathalyzer without the mouthpiece
i don't think my dad can get all that mad since he got arrested for almost exactly the same thing last weekend
He met a random girl on the bus home and decided to go to Spain with her. The blackout decisions are becoming internationally epic. He has work in the morning.
i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
Can you bring home bongs? Like all the bongs. I need bongs
I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
How does she have a hairless cat and a husband it's not fair. Both are hard to come by
If they were bad they leave that night, if they were good they get a gold star, and if they were great they get invited back. Simple.
so like what it comes down to is do I wanna look like a boss ass bitch or do I wanna masturbate.
Finding my pants in the morning should not make me this proud
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