but instead of smelling like hand cream and homemade cookies, she smells like a yeast infection.
Be careful down there, Shane may have pooped on the carpet.
I will give you a bj if you get me food. NOT A JOKE. FREE BJ.
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
When I found her she was drinking wine out of a plastic bag in a bathroom stall, staring at herself in the mirror and crying hysterically. Cabo does things to a person...
I just saw him carrying his little sister while walking his puppy. And he was shirtless. I swear my ovaries just exploded
Here's the thing, you got road head in two different cars tonight. You feel lucky yet?
He was spooning with the dog when I came home. Now shes afriad to go near him. Should I ask?
I broke out the Krispy Kreme, and am possibly having random internet sex in less than an hour. I think I got this breakup under control.
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
Don't forget Giraffe in your car! If we show up in the same outfit without animal heads we're just gonna look weird.
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
I hate how she's getting mean with age
Meh, you can't hate. That's our basic life goal and you know it.
Well, he kept asking me if I was going to murder him once we got upstairs. It sort of killed the mood.
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