I'm going to jail i love you
is it bad that the economy has gotten so bad that finding cheap gas gives me the same excitement and joy as finding a hot, blonde haired, blue eyed, tall, athletic single straight guy?
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
yeah. you were just sitting there watching transformers, caressing your toaster.
i have essays due online every friday...im just going to write 'im hungover' for every one
my ex gf has sooo many hot friends... i feel like im at a grocery store when on her fb... just shopping around.
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
In retrospect pumpkin carving while drinking Patron was a bad idea.
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
Straight guys just can't stay away. My penis must have pheromones or something.
Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
Happy you have kids and I don't day!
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
I shaved my balls for you. Do you have any idea how hard that is?
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