i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
I don't remember. Are we still dating?
so i gave him head in the movie theater last night. thought we were alone til I heard the clapping from the other side of the theater after he'd finished.
We really need to stop competing to see who can get more drunk, and I REALLY need to stop winning.
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
He has a shower chair now. So he sits and watches me shower. It's kind of creepy.
He's my BOYFRIEND but he won't sext me. I'll be like, "tell me how you want to fuck me", and he's like, "I love how we can talk about our feelings". FUCK
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
I just told the toilet I loved it. Bad sign.
Is it a coincidence that the reminder on my phone to take my birth control is "I'm ready to party" from Bridesmaids?
He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
my hair smells like a mixture of fireworks and rotten eggs with a hint of shame. it's so strong it's keeping me awake.
You coming to give me head and eat tacos?
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