when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
I was passed out on the couch, she literally cut my boxers off with a 8" chef's knife and had her way with me.
just weighed my balls on my pocket scale. that high.
it's official, i know exactly what cross streets we're at by the bumps when i give him road head
i asked if you wanted help changing your sheets after you threw up in bed. you politely declined. i take no responsibility after that.
I think he thought he was a gentleman because he bought me the most expensive plan b at cvs
He told me I had nice tits + they have a great shape. + then proceeded to flatten my boob + show me what the gross tits he's seen look like.
I'm at your house, laying with your dog, eating taco meat, take your time.
Did you really lure me out of the bar with a blond holding a dunkin donuts bag? Well played sir, well played.
FOund a bunch of old fireworks spring cleaning.
Who is our new insurance provider?
I'm sorry you caught us fucking in your bathroom. If it makes you feel any better when I tried to put my pants back on I dropped them in the toilet.
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
You have a husband. I have a bag full of electronics. This, is the single life.
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
you bounced a quarter off my butt and it came back hitting you in the eye. karma, bitch.
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