Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
I'm not working tomorrow. need to take advantage of the last opportunity for weeks of morning sex.
quitting drinking is the number 5 new years resolution but number 4 is enjoying life more which one do you think im going to pick
Just so you know, coffee creamer+water does not = milk.
We agreed to not shave eyebrows when someone is passed out. douchebag.
The bathroom is trashed. Someone took down all the rings of the shower curtain and Scott threw up on the curtain liner. All the soap and shampoo is in the guest bedroom and the lightbulbs are in a drawer. And there are vom footprints.
You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
Most adult booty call ever. Ha. We got down to business and still got to watch the colbert report.
PA to anyone at the party last night and wondering where your pants are: they are in my backyard.
I mayyyyy have moaned a name that wasn't his
So high, just applauded for a magic trick on Hulu.
its 2pm and were already starting beer pong...its gonna be a good night
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
Nothing like an afternoon walk of shame across campus on parent's weekend. Damn.
QUIT BEING A BITCH, DRINK SOME PEPTO, AND PUKE ON OUR FOES
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