plz talk dirty to me
O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
frankly if you're gonna get kicked out of your place, hooking up with your gay roommate's boyfriend would be the most entertaining way to do it.
I would not wish his dick upon my worst enemy
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
If you hook up with a kid and the next day he breaks up with his girlfriend, those can be seen as two completely unrelated incidents right?!
He gave me twenty cool ranch tacos and declared, drunk, " Look, I do good"
Okay so it turns out that my bf keeps a log of every time I sleep-fart. It's dated back to 2013.
They were assless. I wore assless football pants.
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
Let's celebrate our country being screwed by screwing.
The day I let him eat me out will be the day that Donald trump is an honest, kind, non-bigoted member of society
I woke up this morning to find my closet lacking 98% of my clothes and a text from my male roommate saying your dresses squeeze my genitals
Unless my dick prospects improve this year’s Halloween costume will include panties with “DTF” written on them and a push up bra
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