Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
I want 2 things right now, you or a cig
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It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
This is one of those situations that make me think to myself "what life decision did I make to get here"
Did I ever tell u about how my buddy fucked peter coors's daughter and made a tshirt that said I TAPPED THE ROCKIES with her picture on it?
I'm practically paying him in tacos to have sex with me.
I'm on my way, but at some point we're going to have to settle who gave who crabs the last time
last night we stole an a/c window unit from a frat. gonna be a great summer
NO I WOULD NOT GET A GUMMER FROM A GRANDMOTHER
Jill you already won the game by finding a dude who will fuck you in flamingo knee socks. Theres no hope for the rest of us
Never thought going to McDonald's alone at 3 AM would end with a blowjob outside some random girl's apartment...
What do you take me for? I'm not trying to lure you into bed with stories of my dead aunt.
All I remember is grabbing a random guys dick at the bar and him just saying thank you and us taking a shot together
My professor just asked for my number. Not fucking her till after finals though I learned my lesson last time.
I only gave you one rule about using the beach house: don’t get cum on anything!
You’ve seen my tits! You had to know that rule was unrealistic! Does it help that he was really cute?
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