Haha no. But I cannot hook up with you anymore. Especially when you group text people.
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
you tried to do a keg stand and ended up flipping over it and onto the table
They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
If there was a god I would have a big mac right now, but i don't
I'm not going to fuck him in his Honda Fit. That's gay.
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
The doctor asked me what height I fell from to hurt my back.. I answered keg height
he just hooked up with some chick in a bedroom upstairs so I just went to sleep in the pantry closet...
What part of a retired stonemason dealing with your rock hard cock does not sound like you have the wrong number ?
Oh and an honorable mention for your father's porn collection. Things I'll never forget.
I was shitfaced. I filled my contact case WITH TANNING LOTION
YOUUUU FUCKING FURRYYYY
I DIDN'T COME HERE TO BE SLANDERED LIKE THIS
Let's ride this possibly pregnant train together
I don't like kids.
You were literally holding a baby 5 minutes ago
I like them before they learn to speak and after they learn to think.
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