just saw Chris Hanson on the street. looked immediately around for video cameras. why is that my immediate reaction?
At one point last night while tipping the bartender you looked at him and said "If I need money later, I'm taking this back"
Can we fast forward to the part where we get gyros
Dude, you walked in on me 5 times each times you had a different person with you. And each time you lifted the covers up and said 'whats going on in here'
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
took adderall before wrapping presents, ended up making paper snowflakes for two hours
Straight guys just can't stay away. My penis must have pheromones or something.
I'm happily sitting on the toilet cause I'm too tired to move. I'm considering making this my permanent residence. It has a lot to offer.
It was a great idea until we got stuck in a ditch. We had to call redneck cousin 1
No other awkward car ride can beat the one you give your drug dealer home.
So, left this guys house wearing a #1 Grandpa shirt and I think this is the best sex score I've ever had.
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
STOP PUTTING PICTURES OF JONAH HILL IN MY KITCHEN CABINETS!
Sorry for throwing up in your humidifier last night, I thought it was some sort of electrical garbage can
Our son just found our secret Sex Dungeon that is no longer hidden in our basement. He brought his Xbox and the TV down there he is currently sitting in the sex swing playing video games. What do I do?
Randomize
