Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
Im in your car brotha dog. Its was unlocked, so im gonna sleep in it. well i mean i think its your car be your car.
Found trail of ibuprofen on ground. I'm like the intervention version of e.t.
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
ERIN AND I ARE GETTING MATCHING VIBRATORS. I'M PEER PRESSURING YOU INTO JOINING THE CLUB. Besides we're the three best friends that anyone could have, you better not ruin that by being a pussy and not treating your pussy to awesomeness. That is all.
Apparently "dick me" was not the response he was looking for.
No, just kidding. But your faith in me to throw a lesbian bridal shower makes me think I an pull it off. To the LGBT bar!
I didnt finish. My brain kept playing the duck tales theme thru the entire blow job
I just got the most majestic image of a potato sack full of dildos getting whipped at your head in slow motion.
I know that you sometimes make decisions based on comedic effect, but losing your virginity shouldn't be one of them.
She's so nice... She deserves all the dicks.
No ive been in the mountains getting high and baking cookies with a 4 year old
am drunk, naked, and blow drying cat. need adult supervision
You were so drunk, you kept telling everyone you had a platinum vagina.
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