I want 2 things right now, you or a cig
cig
I pretty much can't stop smiling when I talk to you. Even when you talk about disease and infectious diarrhea.
his prince albert piercing just severely cut the roof of my mouth. can you pick me up at the hospital if he drops me off?
Mac n' cheese is coming out of my nose. You can't make that feel better
on a brighter note, the strip club found my atm card
sitting on my lesbian neighbors couch, sexting, & eating a burrito.. that single
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
I think a kid would responsible me up
This is America. Deny every slut accusation or own up to it
I just googled, "how to do boob makeup" thats the kind of night I wanna have.
hey remember that mom you brought home from the bar last month... she is currently driving me back to her place. turning my phone off now.
What I do when I'm blackout drunk is none of my business.
I told my grandmother all I want is a nice guy who likes to be tied up.
I wasn't that gone.
Dude, you cried and said how sorry you were when we asked why you had the dip.
Is it bad that if I found out I couldn't have kids I'd be more pissed that I've been using unnecessary condoms than the fact that I'll never be a mother?
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