very cute, but more "I wanna put you in my pocket and keep you as a pet" and less "please bang me" type of cute.
when we were having sex and i started crying and telling you i missed you..why couldnt you stop and tell me how you felt or make me feel better?you kept going...
Best feeling in the world? holding your pee all day for a negative preggo test
then you asked me to turn your jeans into "jorts" just long enough to cover your ballsack
I walked in and she was doing shots, betting the managers if any of the customers would notice, and screaming that nothing would ruin her Saturday night. Say what you want, I like working with my sister.
I think whatever his name is just puked on the stairs. Just an fyi for the morning. Love you.
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
Absinthe night with my dad again, I could get used to this being home thing.
i think ive crossed the line from sexually frustrated to sexually furious
I was weirded out when the chunky goth girl and her boyfriend both started eyeing me and wanted to by me a drink.
immediately after sex he started talking to me about nerdy stuff he meant to text me earlier, I'm completely smitten
He wants me to fart in his mouth and is offering me SOOOO much coke. I'm stuck between a rock and a hard place. GIVE ME ADVICE.
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
there must be tiny pirates in the freezer stealing our rum.
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