Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
Some are given great drunkenness. Others have great drunkenness thrust upon them, in the form of ice storms.
I woke up with her dog licking the wedding cake out of my ear and her sister finishing our Jaeger
He just remixed a spongebob song with 2 chainz..... Clearly I love him
I felt guilty, it was so good!
Guilty? Oh great, I give the Jewish mother-in-law of blowjobs.
He pulled out a coupon for $2.50 off the crab cakes and expected us to share that as a meal. Is that the kind of person you really see me dating?
I just found glitter from our Father's Day party on my balls this morning.
DAD WTF
You FaceTimed your mom in the back of the limo telling her how many guys you hooked up with at the concert
You grabbed my arm, said "I need you" in a very concerned voice and dragged me to the other room where you were blasting Evolution of Beyoncé.
Evidently I placed three booty calls at the same time...it was an ugly scene. I'm never getting that high again.
When the dude you brought home from the bar on Thanksgiving leaves before you wake up ... #thankful
The last time I saw you, you were giving the stripper a lap dance.
why is there a thong in the fridge-NOT MINE-and a half of a pickle on the stairs?!
I don't wear thongs. The picle was for dipping. Ill explain later. Lacy or plain thong ?
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