Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
It's noon and i am somehow drinking by myself in a jazz tent in broad daylight.
the girl next to me in class just threw up in a waterbottle during our exam.
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
I spent the whole weekend building houses out of popsicle sticks for my bowls. How was your weekend?
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
I should just black out in my front yard again- that was a great nights sleep.
So who was trying to make it rain last night in the bathroom? There are pieces of dollar bill everywhere
I wouldn't marry anyone who wouldn't symbolically fuck a doughnut with a sausage though.
well i maturbated this morning, which means the best part of my day has already happened.
They are like the regular squirrels and we are flying squirrels
Opening my shipments of mascara and nipple pasties this morning like a boss bitch
my near death experience doubled as my sexual awakening
I I was gonna wake him up with a blow job but I don't know how he would feel about it.
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