Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
All I wanted to tell you is that I fucked a guy covered in fake blood, who circumcised himself.
So many tools at one table, you'd enjoy my italian family
A donut and a mojito for breakfast...Helloooooo Derby Wekkend!
The state of Wisconsin is just irresponsible for letting me buy this many fireworks
You were too busy being proud of your penis shaped pancakes to notice...
i want to swaddle you in tequila
She bent the beer can with her tongue. I'm scared of what she'll do to me
His best friend walked in while we were banging, turned on the light, yelled BURN, grabbed his computer to play the Thunderstruck drinking game, turned off the light and left.
Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
It was awkward at first he now knows I fucked his little brother, they were both there. then the tequila kicked in and everything was fine.
Just found out i over drew my checking account on a 711 hot dog
Do u remember buying that
I remember eating it on the curb like a drunken hobo
don't bring your nerd jargon into this conversation about my naked body
Nobody's dick fell into my mouth tonight
Did I fall last night?
I wouldn't call it falling as much as you tried to lay on the sidewalk and proceeded to hit it face first.
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