I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I just spent the last hour spooning with my drug dealer.
Someone's playing Limp Bizkit out loud on the train. I think the decade reset it self.
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
1. my parents still have sex. 2. being a screamer runs in the family. 3. so much so that i can tell what number of orgasms she's on. 4.so looks like i'm stuck outside a while
I need a good reason NOT to eat this entire jar of nutella right now
Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
Tonight just try not to threaten to pee on the hot guys buying us drinks....please..
I am a 5'4" ball of sexual frustration and vodka. It is that kind of night.
I want a bottle of whiskey to be dropped at my doorstep like a stork drops babies when they are delivered to their parents.
God what have you done to be that much in need of alcohol.
Me WANTS my preciousssssssssss
I'm dipping store brand pepperoni pizza in bacon flavored ranch dressing. Obesity tastes so good.
Text me if something catches fire and I will put pants on
I think I must have activated my bat signal.... All three of my FWBs contacted me today!
Gonna be late for work. Sex comes first. Priorities.
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