Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
Just remembered getting lost in a "shortcut" through yards and GPSing my way home last night
So i forgot that my head is completely wrapped in gauze, and tried to do the "come hither" look. He think's i'm brain damaged
Lets just not get arrested. That might put a damper on everything. I only say that cause i've almost been arrested.
I hope I take a shit on your face in your dreams tonight.
My liver is begging me not to go, but sadly enough for him my feet and hands control me getting there.
he asked me to lick his asshole and I told him his girlfriend could do that for him
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
I vote for a trading skills night. You teach me to juggle, I'll teach you knife fighting, and we'll both learn banjo
When he pulled it out last night I asked if that was as hard as it was going to get. I think I may have offended him.
Do they sell "congrats in losing your virginity!" cards and do they come in gay?
Dude, never piss off a hungover boss.
He walked into the bar with a pineapple and they served him AND the pineapple
like, there should be nothing wrong with me wanting to watch you put on a bikini and roll around in a kiddie pool of jello
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
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