if you don't go to jail tommorow I'll buy you a 40. Motivation.
The last shot i remember taking was toasted to "love, sex, and magic". Needless to say I was 0 for 3 on that toast for the night.
I'm sober enough to realize she looks like a man, but drunk enough to do it anyways
It's been so long since i rode in a trunk. I'm riding in a trunk btw
we're using his nephews tonka truck toy as a cooler for the beer
...But it's not like we would be the first people to pay for an abortion with student loans and cell phone rebates.
He's just a really nice guy who stuck his tongue in the wrong place.
Last two new years I ended in jail by 12. Can we wait until its actually 12:02 this time to do something stupid. I'd like to spend the first minute of 2012 free.. At least.
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
All right, sex is off the menu for you. Now you just get friendship. So I can spend marginally less time being annoyed by you.
You know I've done a lot of messed up stuff. But I never thought I would have to put a bandaid on my dick. Yet here we are.
I didn't even mind that he came early I just wanted to get eaten out and cuddle
I honestly just wanna put my face in her tits and disappear from this plane of existence
I cannot belive our party caught on fire
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