I just got called an ass for saying no thanks to a Greenpeace solicitor. I don't want the whales to die but I do want Greenpeace to fail. Conundrum.
How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
New plan: we get a little bit drunk and go to 24 hour fitness and be eachothers wing people so we can hit on in shape hot people at a gym instead of drunk idiots at a bar.
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
Nothing says "Good Morning" like Jell-o shots and coffee cakes.
I walked into the bathroom of the hotel and she's in the bath tub with a guy she met a day ago. They were sharing a shrimp cocktail platter and shot gunning bud lights. Oh and it was noon.
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
You need Xanax blowdarts
Full disclosure. I fucked the fatty from work and shit is weird now.
The guy who was interviewing me asked if I had coke on my pants. You win this time Las Vegas
whenever i get involved w someone i'm gonna give you their number to testify to the fact that they should not fall in love with me
Woke up with a pineapple again... where do i keep on getting these ??
IM FILLED WITH SANDWICHES AND SELF LOATHING
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