We made a percocet pizza. And then i made an unfortunate decision.
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
All I heard was "I swear it'll be funny" and then we were in jail.
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
so according the 72 facebook statuses i put up last night that i don't recall, i would say it was a success. how about you?
So my birthday was awesome. Only remember 45 min of it but I woke up with a girl on the couch and a half bowl of ground beef
Oh shit. There are penis maracas
Your place is a magnet for either righteous parties or crippling alcohol dependency. Lets find out which together
I should've been more social I guess. I feel bad not meeting the people who willingly sucked alcohol out of my navel...
I think Saturday night will always be a mystery to me, except for buying an excessive amount of birthday shots for everyone and yelling BIRTHDAY SHOTS before every shot.
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
OH MY GOD YOU GUYS I JUST FOUND OUT I HAD PHONE SEX THE OTHER NIGHT
SOOOOOO I just attempted to go to the gym, hungover. Ended up throwing up in the bathroom. I hope people think I'm just working out really hard
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