Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
babies were throwing up all over the place
chris hansen is no longer pursuing child predators.let's celebrate
i'll bring the hard lemonade and lube
last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
I can't lisssten to Lou Holtzsss ssspeak anymore
I often get tempted to walk up to her drunk ass and say, "shouldn't you be taking care of your kid?"
I thought you'd have died of alcohol poisoning years ago! How'd you get my number?
What shirt can I wear out that says 'I may have a broken arm, but it's not the one I give handjobs with'?
and the oscar for 'most creative swearing' goes to you for 'jesus's bloody fucksticks'
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
After all this I still can't spell gonorrhoea without autocorrect
As for the other mouse...I don't have any mouse traps so I put a Jell-O shot on the ground. Party hard little dude.
I think I met my butt stuff soulmate
why do i have a pole dance champion shot glass?
I think it might be the guy sitting next to me. I've concluded he HAS to be smuggling insane amounts of onions in his wardrobe to smell like that
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