he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
Of course she's mad at you. You Kanye Wested a picture of her catching snowflakes in her mouth. "imma let you finish but..." was the shaft and you put two of Kanye West's heads for the balls.
Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
At what number of girls whose last names are stored in your phone book as drinking establishments does it become excessive?
I only want to screw him when I'm drunk. Problem is I try to be drunk as often as possible
he called me back to his office so he could lick a line of pixie stick off of my thigh
be sure to add "office slut" to your resume
Can I have my ID back now or are you using it to crossdress again?
I'm convinced that the Christmas lights in my room contributed to the great sex.
I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
I don't think I'm allowed to have Burger King. What if i just chew for taste and not actually consume. Like a wine connoisseur for fast food
Just pee around me
Currently looking up Winnie-the-Pooh porn.
i did these weird ass ab exercises once that left me queefing for weeks
i can feel my liver failing just LOOKING at that thing
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