This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
if i were reduced to my simplest elements, i would be jizz and glitter.
she starting giving me head in the taxi..the driver told her to stop..she looked up, said "I'm the birthday girl", and kept on doing what she was doing.
Apparently Sundays are the worst days for your friends to get their head split open and need stitches...there's only 1 doctor on duty
I now beleive the Trojan Ecstasy ad "feels like nothing's there". They forgot to add "...cause the condom broke."
He invited you over for Super Sexy Saturday and Cosmos... I'm pretty sure that's gay
i remember getting really pissed off when you wouldn't let me sleep in the garage with your cat.
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
Had mirculous sex while watching miracle. Until she got mad that I kept quoting the movie. Not my fault I'm a good multi-tasker
Do you believe in miracles?
How early is too early to study with margaritas?
I hope I don't have to wait for another triple crown winner to get laid again.
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
The last time I went out with these guys I won an iced tea maker from a drag queen.
You think I could convince him that having sex with another girl isn't cheating?
If he didn’t pick us up we would have been jerkwards eating sad pancakes at a Denny’s.
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