when did we get to this "texting at random" level on friendship?
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
i saw the 3rd guy i ever had sex with last night and kept calling him #3
Woke up in 100% not my clothes this morning. Third time this month. Fuck. Tequila.
Just wondering did you put mouse traps and brownies on my porch?
the thought 'we cant do it, we're in a public place' crossed my mind, and then I realized he's succeeding if he's trying to domesticate me.
elevator sex. pronto.
I forgot how easy it is to have sex in public when you're wearing a dress. Thank you global warming.
Basically I don't wanna put on pants...but I'm stoked for drinking my face off tomorrow.
I was worried he'd break you after the hiatus your lady parts had to take from social interaction.
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
We got a lap dance! I touched a boob!
Now I'm having a post-sex brownie. Is this the life? I think it might be
STOP TRYING TO FUCK MY DAD
THE HOT GUY IS YOUR DAD?!?!?!?!???
Know we haven't talked but having an orgy party on the 20th if you're interested. If not, disregard this text.
Who is this?
He wouldn’t know a good thing if it bit him on the ass. Which, btw, I did.
Randomize