At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
man i wonder what i would be like if i had never started smoking weed
he told me he had a problem with me going both ways. like what the fuck. what guy says that to a girl? goodbye planned threesomes...
Moms kinda upset I threw up in grandmas bedroom. I think ill stay in tonight.
Caught my drug dealer jacking off. I think this is a new step in our relationship
Please tell me you're not home alone watching Glitter.
Can you see in?
We are trying to penis chicken awkward them out. But I think it's a gay wedding. Backfiring. Heavily.
You don't know weird until you've had a musical wet dream about your older brother.
Well I'm missing half a toenail if that's any indication of my night
By god, his vagina is better looking than mine.
I feel you. I woke up butt naked on top of my sheets with a plate of cheese next to my bed...
It's days like today that make me happy I'm not a porn star.
Wanna meet at the diner for breakfast? all I've eaten in the past 24 hours is glitter and penis. starvingg.
he's single and there are thong briefs.
I don’t have enough daddy issues for this shit, make him go away
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