Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
definition of desperate: He gave me his SC drivers license so i wouldn't forget to facebook him.
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
he just spelled fiance, "pheancie". I dont think he's ready to get married.
you are my new fav person for making him do the walk of shame in pink footie pajamas!
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
Sorry the STD update turned into an attempt at a bootycall, but at least we both know we're clean now
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
I got a second ticket last night for drunkly using my one call to order a pizza and get it delivered at the police station
He was running late for work this morning, so I helped him out by finding a matching pair of black socks. And I hated it. So I'm currently drinking and reminding myself of the reasons I will never get married.
Yeah man, you were grinding with his wife, I wouldn't be worried about it
I think I puked in the middle of sex last night if that's any indication as to how drunk I was.
She threw my purse across the room almost broke a lamp and this all started bc she forgot what an air mattress was
Have you actually looked at the corn flakes box? I don't think the rooster has a soul.
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