You can't special order awesome
Be careful down there, Shane may have pooped on the carpet.
My landlord wasn't pleased about the new fire pit we built him.
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
dude. we need more in our fridge then just beer and applesauce.
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
Who knows. Maybe the world would be a better place if more people sent their drug dealers thank you cards.
I was puking in the bathroom when my fake tooth fell off of my retainer so I just walked out of the bar and didn't say goodbye to my date
Sorry bro I thought you were kidding. If I'm actually jerking off I usually said "Just a sec getting dressed" or something
The doctor said that if they accidentally damage my nerve endings I could permanently lose feeling in my lower jaw.. Honestly the first thing that came to mind was how that would affect my blowjob skills.
He had a vasectomy. I think I'm in love.
lol hangovers are for mortals.
We should leave before they realize I dumped a bowl of Fritos in your bag just in case I got hungry
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
Randomize