I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
Since my computer broke, i've been masterbating to girls gone wild. I feel like i'm in the 90's.
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
im sorry, I just can't fuck a guy who can't receive picture messages
Do you know how difficult it is to give head to someone who's imitating Forrest Gump?
Let's just say a refrigerator got involved and after that I had to send him home.
He blew a .19 and then slurred "well I did have some rum cake earlier today officer".
Maybe it's the vicodin, but all I wanna do is hunt wild hogs.
Hey girl, do you remember you made me brush your hair with a plastic fork on Saturday night?
Hearing them have a conversation is like listening to water buffalo have sex. Awkward and scarring.
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
What's the point of bringing a Jack and Coke to work if my boss is just gonna piss and moan about me day drinking again?
You have cats and a ten year IUD. Embrace it.
Damn victory sex feels great
Drunk sex on a hardwood floor is never ever a good idea. Lesson learned.
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