only if we run a train.
done.
If I saw Perez Hilton naked I think I would stick a lit candle down my throat.
she's walking down the hall in a thong and one flip flop and one ugg
Not a single person will look me in the eye. Last night must've been bad.
Do you think I could put your penis on reserve for tonight or tomorrow night?
last night he took my thong off with his teeth... god bless champagne
I have no words
Neither did my mom, when she walked in on me squating with my balls in a cup of hot water.
You're getting spoiled, you better send me at least a side boob pic if you wanna see my dick dressed up as Davie Crockett.
No really tho I'm wearing a chucky cheese shirt and yoga pants. If that doesn't scream no sex idk what does
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
Can I interview you during sex or would that be weird?
You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room
Do u ever find yourself high af, watching American ninja warrior and crying at the athletes stories?
I felt like I should've driven him home but I was holding in a fart and just needed him to leave
Everyone is a disappointment when you lose your virginity to nine inches
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