P.S. I can't hear my feet
sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
So for two years my friend Mark has been building a catapult in his basement. Yesterday he realized it's too big to get it out.
You need to give me a reason immediately why he is your friend.
i was blowing him and "what if god was one of us" came on his playlist. I had to leave
I woke up this morning to my phone notebook open and written was "reasons why I'm a whore in chronological order" then it listed everybody I've had sex with in the past five months.
I gave myself a pep talk in the library bathroom mirror. and then threw up in the sink.
after that, he'll be sure to remember me. i'll probably forget him, but that's the way it should be.
Come over so we can hookup and eat tacos. Those are 2 things you can't possibly turn down.
No no no no no no.... That's my emergency bottle for when I realize I've hit rock bottom
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
If our text convos ever saw the light of day lives would be in tatters
Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
i ate her out in full view of all her roomates. the word awkward doesnt even cover it.
hotelroom bed is big enough to masturbate in, but small enough to not want to sleep in it after you've masturbated in it
He spent ten minutes post bj, limp cock still out, in shock repeating 'best blow job ever'. So yes, yelling I am the penis queen out the car window was justified.
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