As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
She is my favorite of all the girls you have fucked. Other than me.
how do you tell a roommate that having sex on your bottom bunk is not appropriate even if she has a top bunk that's hard to climb to?
around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
Way too hungover to be taking this many family pictures
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
this is your 3rd pregnancy scare in 2 years, I think its time for you to re-evaluate the whole 'im a lesbian' thing
Decided against hooking up with creepy stalker guy for a ride to work. I feel I've earned a few self respect points back.
I even got my dealer to make gluten free special cookies ;-)
my vagradar is going off.. it smells a soldier
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
I'm playing drinking games with a boy who looks like Liam Hemsworth. I think I'm fine.
I'm driving home wearing one sock, boxers, and a tee shirt. That's how good it was
Then while I was crying on his shoulder, he got a boner. Soo. I kinda just hopped on.
The fact that u had sex with a Disney prince blows my mind, you're my hero.
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