i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
I love how its suddenly "not all about sex" now that he can't get it up
also found a pic of my head in the microwave from the other night.. hmm
If I had a dick as big as yours. The world would be an oyster. An oyster smaller than my big penis
I realized I was totally the dude in that hook up. I came first and didn't wanna help him finish. And he had paisley sheets.
Ya, so he said he had to change before he would go to Pizza Hut because he pissed himself. He ran into his house and came back wearing a cowboy hat.........and his piss covered jeans.
Well I'm sorry but he seemed so happy being drunk at noon.
I'm gonna keep a minimum of five drink promise to myself
You mean maximum 5?
God I need to stop before there's a picture of my dick on my mom's phone.
Some nice lady just gave me a beer out of her purse. I love youth hockey
I mean with a sentence like that I knew I would be cumming
Not only did she fulfill a life long dream of mine of banging in a library, she bought me subway for lunch. I feel like I got the best gold star ever today.
You're like the fucking Mozart of sexting.
He stopped me in the middle of a blow job to call his grandma for her birthday.
At least he has family values.
He's gonna fuck me, then his girlfriend is going to come over and fuck me in front of him. And they're smoking me out. Happy birthday to ME
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