your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
Just saw an Asian guy riding his razor scooter to class. Dreams do come true
Why is there a cactus in the microwave?
Don't worry about it.
she gave me a handjob in the middle of the night and my stomach growled so she walked out totally naked and came back 5 minutes later with two sandwiches. who the fuck says getting married is awful?
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
Disregard that. She just puked into her boot and started screaming.
What makeup look will say to the therapist 'I am a smart, well-adjusted young woman'?
He burst into tears while I was blowing him. NEVER giving a bj for a graduation present again.
Between the uncertainly of my bowels today, and the distance the bar is to my house, remember I am doing this for you and our mutual appreciation of alcoholism.
And then you asked me why my legs were so thick and started measuring them with a ruler
Soooo fucked this chick last night! While fucking she started talking into the fan on the side of my bed. Does that count as sex with a robot
We need a full length mirror. I just ate it trying to look at my shoes on the toilet. But aside from a arm bruise I'm good to go
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
Guy running next to me at the gym is judging me. I think he can smell the whiskey leaking out of my pores.
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