the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
just leaving uw hospital. they thought i had franzia-induced appendicitis. whaaaaat
I just bought 4 bottles of wine in sweats at 530 on a monday night. Fuck law school
I just had to download an app to edit pictures on my new phone. The things I do for sexting...
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
I pretty much envision me eating a turkey leg whilst fucking you. I have priorities.
Alright, my brain isn't sure how to properly function on a Wednesday with no hangover and more than 3 hours of sleep.
My phone saved "first signs of pregnancy" as a most visited search.
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
god it feels good to gold a bottle of opiates again.
I think that typo was actually more appropriate than what you intended.
I "liked" his changed relationship status just to show him I'm ok with the fact he found someone not as pretty as me
Since when is my clitoris pierced?
we started drinking at 4pm, somehows its 1 am im in bathing suit running from the cops.....any explanation of what happened?
Can I come kidnap you from work so we can chug mimosas? My little brother has a ski mask I can borrow.
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