True true and the only thing that will burn more than the vodka we will consume is the shame in our loved one's eyes
And yet we make it a tradition to get inappropriately drunk at family functions. We amaze me.
At least it's not a funeral this time... I feel we're making improvements.
apparently i traded the tiffany necklace my mom bought me for 2 shots and next in line for beer pong at the frat.
I don't know what kind of drugs you were on last night but you kept trying to highlight my face because you said I was important
throwing up turkey will be a nice break from throwing up ramen
She passed out in the backyard, making "face down" snow angels ... so they could have a smile.
Do you think the guy at the front desk was watching us last night? Although we were in a public pool, therefore our tits were free game.
Second night spent with creepy guy. I either need to change his nickname or stop doing this.
We're celebrating his weight gain and arrest.and by we I mean I, and by celebrating I mean getting dangerously drunk
Standing in front of the open refrigerator with a 3/4 empty bottle of wine eating Bac-o's from the jar, topless. Somebody really should've taught me better coping skills.
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
Every part of me is in agreement...but mostly my vagina
so I guess I made a note in my phone last night to remind myself not to do shrooms on the cruise ship
now to finish some work and then i think i'll work out. or garden. or at the very least I'll continue eating frozen grapes and take more drugs
ICE CREAM AND CAKE BITCHESSSSSS
She fucked a bartender in a closed Applebee’s and has the nerve to call me easy
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