I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
i wish i could shrink down to the size of his dick so i could just thank it in person.
She was holding a turtle doing a beer bong out of a flower watering can.
In the future let's not drunk dive in the fountain in front of the hotel bar.
oh awks just saw the head of medical staff who I punched the bottle of wine at
Also, we accidentally donated a bong to goodwill
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
This guy kept trying to use "see? I'm clean. Cleared by the plasma place today." as a pick up line. This is not okay.
I miss using glorious as an adjective. I'm gonna start doing that again. And I'm gonna try to get cuntatrosphe in there some more, too.
I guess the lesson here is that I shouldn't send nudes to elected officials.
How was your night?
I spent a lot of money and drank a lot of booze. Also was part of a successful search party
Whoever said it shouldn't take a man to make you happy clearly wasn't having sex everyday.
Here's the thing. Kinda drunk. Eating leftover soup. In bed. Watching Disney channel.
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
I see more hoeing in ur future
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