That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
I just had to pull over at a starbucks to throw up in the bathroom. They really should not have let me be a lawyer.
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
I envy you so much. I get girls who pee on my floor and you get girls who leave in the middle of the night
He took out the lube and started calling it fuck fluid
I always know the weekend is over when the real license comes out and the fake goes back into the hiding spot.
Took "drink until he's cute" to a whole new level last night...
How would your parents feel if we installed a sex swing?
You have a long distance relationship and I have a long distance snapchat sexting buddy. If that doesn't describe who we are as people then I don't know what does.
A Morman just tried to recruit me and I told him "Trust me, you don't want me"
Make me food? I don't want to be a science experiment. I'm dunk. Holy shit. Drunk*. Let's do science.
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
I guess I'm famous. Hot lesbian was WARNED about me. Still hooked up with her.
I'll pay you to teach me.
This lady is talking to me and all I can think about is getting face fucked and doing cocaine. Not neccesarily together and not neccesarily in that order
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