How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
I woke up to 30 angry texts and her Chihuahua in my room. Can you drop him off for me?
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
Like. There is beer on the other side of that door and 6 yards in. If he's not back in 20 minutes to let me in, I am using this tree as a battering ram.
We were talking about threesomes when she went to say who she would have as her third. She did not get to finish her sentence because her bf already said my name.My sheer presence destroys relationships.
he ran through my sliding door
in his defense that door gets complicated after 10 beers
Fuck I am starving. I don't think I've eaten in the past two days.
You didnt need to. Gin is like eggs, its a perfectly nutrionally balanced meal.
Waking up to find your mom holding your birth control pills and telling you I suggest you take this
I knew it was going to be a good night when my mom said "Have fun, be safe...wait, do you need any weed for tonight?"
xanax give me strength to not ask where we stand with booty calls
I was just thinking about our drunk conversation about having sex with elephants the other night. Love you bud. Stay strong.
Should I take a fireball shot or brush my teeth?
I literally wonder, frequently, "Will anyone ever fuck me until i go cross eyed for 2 hours again?''
We need to leave a grand offering for the god of free booze and salvia.
Dude I had sex with her and she STILL thinks I'm gay. I don't know what else to do.
Randomize
