Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
At best buy, little boy just crawled into my stall while i was taking a shit
i just lost my virginity for the 9th time. when will guys stop believing that nonsense line
Disney World has no open container laws. Ohmygod this place is even cooler than it was when I was ten.
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
We simultaneously blacked out then simultaneously came to then simultaneously had sex with the neighbors. We're definitely meant to be roommates.
You would be so proud at how green we're being. Re-using last night's jello shot containers.. saving the world one step at a time
I'm getting drunk by myself again. But I'm not shotgunning any of them. That's self-restraint, right?
Sometimes you've gotta crawl to stay concious
You guys go ahead and have your romantic night. I'm gonna keep my vday tradition alive of angry banging a stranger.
I felt like I was having sex with Joffrey from Game of Thrones. Needless to say how bad it was
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
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