As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
I'm about to take my first shit since thursday. I'm scared. pray for me. If I don't make it, tell my family I love them.
So the weirdest part of it all was he whispered in my ear "can i eat you out on your tredmill?" I dont find him attractive at all anymore
He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
stripped for him at 3am on my childhood playground and used the swing set as a pole.
I apologize for forcing you to look at my boob when we were high. It was uncalled for
i climbed out of the bath tub this morning and found him taped to the treadmill
she drove 3 hrs one way just to sleep with me. I felt bad complaining about paying for condoms.
Crap I still need to get you a wedding gift. I'm just gonna give you a bag full of cash, lube, and condoms. And I'll use furry handcuffs instead of ribbon to tie the gift bag handles together.
Make the kitchen floor stop waving. Im trying to lay on it
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
Three times. Three times I left home yesterday in search for sex, and three times I returned un-orgasmed.
I got copblocked.
What?
Cockblocked. By a cop. Copblocked.
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
3 weeks in a row I've pulled '69' at the deli counter...God is giving me shit for not getting laid in a year....
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