I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
I'm too hungover for some lady to talk to me about potatoes
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
I just scratched behind my ear and found icing. Fuck you.
um, yes. it's my birthday, of course there will be acid.
Were playing bathroom attendees at the party and making people wash their hands
i made a dollar
There was an Altoids can full of urine in the bathroom. I do not want to know what was going on in there.
more embarrassing than that time i showed up to class in my hoodie and leggings because i over slept, and then as i zipped my hoodie down i realized i didn't sleep with a bra on or a shirt
She kept throwing quarters at him and yelling "Goooaaallll!!" whilst taking her clothes off one by one. I'd say she had a good night
Wanna show up on a guy's doorstep and punch him in the balls for me? At least this one isn't a cop.
It's fine. I wouldn't trust either of them to be my workplace drug buddy.
He just pulled a Spanish chick using google translate!!!! We are at the bar and she speaks zero English. Hes a fucking magician!!!!!!
You woke up butt naked, peed yourself said something about jumbo shrimp, and passed back out 10 seconds ltr..
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
Unless my dick prospects improve this year’s Halloween costume will include panties with “DTF” written on them and a push up bra
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