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TYLER... glimpse of last night: leather chaps, guacamole dip, a jump rope, spray paint, and rhinestone studded pajamas.
i think you have the wrong number... but your story sounds delightful.
I woke up and there was 3 different size condom wrappers on the floor. What is this goldie locks and the 3 condoms???
So what if i'm late to spanish tomorrow. who the hell cares. i don't even speak spanish.
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
You told them to let you give him stitches claiming you were a certified nurse because you've taken plant biology classes
and he's drinking a bud lime in his profile pic meaning i can out drink him, meaning i would clearly be the alpha in our relationship
Just sucked a bong hit straight from my girlfriends mouth & pretended I was a Dementor. Life just 87% more like HP.
this dude just showed up to the party with a falcon
He's upstairs shouting 'FUCK OFF I'M IN MY MOTHERFUCKING ZEN ZONE' out of the window.
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
WE ARE DOOMED.
And not the good kind of doomed. Assuming there is one.
it isn't the robot apocalypse that's for sure
Naked. Naked is my favorite color.
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