By the way the fattest man alive got married yesterday and I don't even have a boyfriend.
I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
Michael Bay is the white Tyler Perry.
I convinced a girl to do a shot of salsa someone fell through the whole on the porch and Sara swallowed a beer tab
No, he's fine. He only wanted to know why there were traffic pylons in the living room and how the peanut butter got on the ceiling.
and then he proceeded to take what he called, a whip cream shower.
I think I told some stripper my friend owned Groupon Last night
Ok well I'll be up all night studying if you need a wake up call or a place to put your penis.
By the power invested in me, I now pronounce your taco to be meaty. Meaty taco meaty taco meaty meaty meaty taco.
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
I said geronimo as I came I'm not sure if he appreciated the doctor who reference or was just confused
You don't have a wife, you don't have a dog, and you need a new bong. Don't make this any worse than that.
It was a shot marathon. It only ended because we werent drinking in our house apparently we walked into the nieghbors. When they got home thy were soooooo pissed.
He lured me round with the prospect of sex and then made me proofread his CV and spoon. I fucking hate this guy.
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
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