I know its small, but please -- stop calling it my "weenis".
There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
it always starts out as a suggestion then three hours later I have cum in my eye.
we were so high we made up an elaborate backstory because we were paranoid about going into the wig shop w/o being serious wig shoppers
Please come pick me up? I sleep walked to planned parenthood again.
Doctor said I have sports induced asthma.
Call me old fashioned, but around here we call that "out of shape."
You were like pukeahontas last night, you tried to tell us you were okay, then you puked in the garden.
His best friend's cat died so we had a drunken burial ceremony on the side of his condo at 2am and I'm pretty sure if anyone gets ahold of the video feed from Martini Monday we're all fired.
he said he wished i had balls so he could kick me in them. then we had sex obviously
I don't even care that his girlfriend will be there. Us hooking up is a tradition and she will NOT ruin it.
I made my own utility belt like Batman. It has a cup holder for my beer, cell phone holder, a little pocket for condoms, and a sewing kit just in case.
They are stoned and trying to learn sign language together. It's like watching a chimp waving at itself in a mirror.
I found her face down on the kitchen floor asking anybody who walked by for Kraft Dinner
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
She pooped on me during a reverse cowgirl. And it wasn't a little bit either.
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