yeah my walk of shame consisted of driving on the wrong side of the road at 6am still drunk with cum drying in my hair and left eye.
why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
gettin pulled by a cop with a camera crew. gonna flee. want my 15 min of fame on cops.
Monday: I just need a drink Tuesday: OMG no more this week! Wednesday: oh shit how'd I get drunk Thursday: I'm glad you've stopped the pretenses
On a scale of 1 to 3, with 1 being the smallest and 3 being the largest, what size nipple pasty do you think I am?
Repeat. Dildo on the ceiling, confiscated potato shooter, and bottle of yegger. Repeat. Ceiling dildo and yegger.
Speaking of fellatio on fictional characters, the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man would be a delicious blowjob.
I just want to like fall into a pit of hot wings beside a keg of yingling and eat my way to freedom
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
Well at least I will forever be known as the girl he ate out on the lifeguard stand while people walked by. On the first date.
My intervention, when it happens, should have vanilla cake....buttermilk icing.
All I wanted was a couple of orgasms before work, is that too much to ask?!
His name was toto. That should have been my red flag
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
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