Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
we went back to her place to bone only to find her boyfriend having sex.. with MY girlfriend
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
I can't finish this paper in my room because every time I get distracted I start masterbating. I think it's time to go to the library...
im giving 12 year olds life advice. this is probably illegal somewhere.
words cant express how excited I am to make January 1st our own personal version of The Hangover
as if moving home wasnt embarassing enough, mom picked up my laundry while i was gone. guess who needs to find a new hiding spot for his cum towel..this guy.
Youre at medical school. Im eating raw cookie dough, pickles, and orange juice. Naked. On a monday afternoon. I clearly make better life choices than you.
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
He kept waking up periodically throughtout the night to bit my ear and pass back out.
you reached into a lemon drop to pull out a lemon of someone else's drink..
How could I forget your birthday? I have an alarm in my phone to ask you for sex that day.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
You're like a care bear with a big cock & a sexual prowess that would put the mighty Thor to shame.
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