i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
your dick doesn't do me any good in arizona
so i completely puked my brains out. a lot. he held me up so i could brush my teeth. then we proceeded to hook up for the next four hours.
he's a keeper
Fuck appropriateness.
I can't believe all I ate yesterday was half a turkey sandwich and 20 finger licks of exctasy.
There was a stripper pole on the party bus. Was being past tense because some fat chick somehow tore it from the ceiling while grinding
I need a leash, or some shame. Maybe.
The cops are here to take me to jail, so I guess I have to go with them. If I'm not out by 6 p.m., there is some left-over lasagna in the fridge for you.
The last thing I remember was you puking all over the inside of my door and him yelling "PUKING RALLY!!!"
She was lying on the table chugging back something when the table broke
She kept going
All I know is I woke up with his business card in my bra and in my handwriting on the back it says 8 inch.
If I'm gonna have a rotation of guys, I really should stop them leaving boob bruises...
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
Hey I know we haven't talked in a while, but I wanted to thank you for those m&ms you bought me for Christmas. Sorry I never got you anything then broke up with you.
She called a 10 year old handsome and we gave her a look that was equal parts confused and “what the hell is wrong with you”
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