careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
It tastes like I coughed up blood....hello liver damage, I've been expecting you.
all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
My piss changed color midstream. Think that means I have a 50/50 chance of passing the test?
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
I am now trying to reassure her that she doesn't have a wide-set vagina. So thanks, for whatever you said.
Wanna tell me why vodka seeped out of the memory foam when I climbed into my bed?
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
Probably for the best. My morning wood is pretty horrible. I wouldn't want to tip the earth's axis/ create a new magnetic pole
We just got in a fight with grandma b/c she tried to tell us you didn't go hard.
Well, personally I like to keep my blackmail in well organised folders.
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
Can I come over?
Sorry I gave up dick for lent. Hit me up on Good Friday tho
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