So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
Please sleep at your girlfriend's tonight
Why?
'Cause I wanna jack off tonight.. And you being in the room makes things awkward
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
He sent me $300 worth of sex toys. My clitoris went into hiding after two days.
People are yelling about how much they want you here.
I'm going to change, vomit up my mexican food to save the trouble later, and then come meet you. Thrilled.
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
Apparently this is my life now. Fucking men in their 30s with small dogs.
Woke up with champagne in my hair and honey mustard on my hands. Strangely, I'm okau with this
I can't handle more than one dick at once. I become crazy. It's hard to be mellow and free spirited and polygamous at the same time.
Is it bad I have to get shitty ass drunk on a Monday night because I can't adult?
I'm trying to fuck him and feed him. I don't understand why it isn't working.
I think I just received the most dignified proposition of my life. From the father of the bride. Who'd have thought.
We're pretty sure we got naked at Pride, so running the two blocks to your place in my underwear is a step up the dignity ladder really.
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