OMG Im so trashed fishy! im sitting hereon my bed wif mcdonalds n i look like david hasselhoff!!!!!! kill me now
Totally saw a hot amputee. I think this is called character growth.
All time low... just gave a strip tease to the theme song from Law&Order SVU.
i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
so after he got his stomach pumped, he asked for a smoking room.
As we walked into his room, he said welcome to the hurt locker. I should have left, but I love that movie.
look, i dont wanna be "that girl" but if someone offers me coke in exchange for sex, i cant say no.
These fall allergies are really hindering my cocaine habit.
I'll have to explain it to you tonight when i call drunk. It will sound better
We woke up under the ping pong table holding hands.
We were all drunk for the whole flight. Steve doesn't even remember the cab ride to the airport. At 6am. Says he "blacked back in" at security.
Only catch is you have to sleep in the same bed as me. But no worries, I plan on being in a random guys hotel room every night. So it's essentially yours.
S.O.S. he's talking about horses and breast feeding.
so getting blacked out last night has made my lips so beautifully red for pictures today... and they say nothing good comes from alcohol
Why the fuck is there a picture of us jumping a girl that's wearing my chicken mask?
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