ill give you a foot job if you come over before 4
I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
My BOSS just pulled out a box of Christmas stuff labeled reefs.
Hey since its national brother week is that eiffel tower option with your girlfriend still on the table?
Currently smoking a blunt with my one night stand's mom. I don't know how I should feel about this.
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
She could makes a perfectt roast dinner drunk but she nearly sets the kitchen alight microwaving popcorn.
Well it's like a wise man once told me: "If you're going to shave your balls, don't do it hungover."
I accidentally sent him a snapchat of my boobs and now we're going on a date tomorrow... Could be worse.
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
Had to decide between a hook up at the train restroom or getting to work on time #growingup
I mean, except for the part where I was vomiting up pineapple and hot sauce, it was a really fun time.
You have set the bar insurmountably high with apple pie and buttsex.
I can't have my last hookup before 21 have been behind a dumpster
So her ex boyfriend came up a lot in conversation while I was fucking her. Is that weird?
Who the fuck has a conversation during sex?
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