Just got yelled at by a priest...again.
Can't remember why I called but it definitely had something to do with Lou Bega
I've walk of shamed through this apartment complex so many times, I think people think I live here.
cheating on your boyfriend is the best diet ever, I've barely eaten in days. The guilt is killing me
Because it is about to snow, I sent him for Diet Coke and cigarettes. It's the gay version of milk and bread.
it took me 7 solid minutes to realize "egggGSaucetingf" meant "exhausting"
at some point i feel off my bar stool straight into the arms of a gay guy. just my luck.
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
That was obviously his first time talking dirty. He called my vagina "pretty"
hey dude my crackhead idol just taught me a great way to tie shoes
How is it that I, the only one that didn't drink last night, was the only one puking out the car window?
Remember when you tried to talk but you could only count by 2s?
who knew rolling through the dorm on a scooter in footie pajamas would attract so many guys. he said i'm his soulmate.
im about to bake her parents a "thank you for making such beautiful babies, ive had sex with all 5 of them" cake
Tequila shots and throwing it at a bell.
This is dumb. I'll keep doing it.
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